// Created by iWeb 2.0.4 local-build-20090220

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{detectBrowser();if(windowsInternetExplorer)
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{detectBrowser();if(windowsInternetExplorer)
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function writeMovie5()
{detectBrowser();if(windowsInternetExplorer)
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function writeMovie6()
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function writeMovie7()
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{return false;}
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